| How y'all motherfuckers doin?! |
[27 Apr 2006|08:54pm] |
Well hallo there my friends, it's your favourite gun-toting psychopath here:D It's been fuck knows how long since I updated this but I return! How's every fucker been? Well I do hope? I have been utterly smashing. Training's going great and shit (besides a few little mishaps I'm sure most of you have heard about, although that said I did get away with it so well most certainly worth the night in the cells) and I'm continuing my Glaswegian ways in spending the vast majority of my time altogether inebriated:) Was back home for two weeks until Sunday just passed there, good times, Fear Factory and Cannibal Corpse (which was one of the best I've ever been to) and many drunken nights with the homeboys yo! Maths text on trigonometry tomorrow but more importantly tis both Friday and pay day! wahoy! Plus I have Monday off so I fully intend to remember somewhere in the region of 0.00305% of this weekend, I have every confidence in my ability to achieve this:D. Have fun, kiddies.
Omm
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[08 Apr 2004|03:41pm] |
Decided on my next tatoo. Just gonna get a pair of plain eyes, like just the outline, with "open yo" in the left and "ur eyes" in the right with the word "Archetype" below it. I like this idea very mucho.
Omm
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[07 Apr 2004|03:49pm] |
Only went for a 40 fuckin mile walk the day. Feet are actually reduced to bone.
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[06 Apr 2004|08:50pm] |
This seems interesting and I'm bored. Stole it from Amy, my thanks.
"Pick ANY 10 LJ users on your friends list, Without revealing their names say something about (or to) each one of them. Never reveal who is what number."
1. I put you through some royal amount of shit, I'm sorry.
2. You nearly destroyed me, I hate you. Don't even know why you were still on my list cause you sure as fuck aren't now.
3. Your one of the best friends someone could hope for and I'd step in front of a bus for you, even if you have been irritating recently.
4. It's ridiculos how much charisma you have in pretty much everything you do, some people moan about you and think your an arsehole pretty much but I reckon that in most cases it's cause you are and have what they want.
5. You could make the news that all my family has just died in a poisonous terrorist attack and that I'd be joining them soon because a meteor is about to wipe out the half of the globe that I reside in funny. You have a gift.
6. You are one person who there'd never be enough time in a life to fully speak my mind on. I feel wronged by you and don't think I'll ever forgive that but I'd be lying to myself if tried to convince myself that it was pure hatred I feel 'cause if it came down to it I'd probably still push you out of the way of oncoming danger and take the brunt myself, although I wish I wouldn't.
7. Fuckin' hell you'd get it hen:p
8. I love you more than anything else in the world, your on a par with my family. no prizes for guessing who I'm referring to.
9. Don't really talk to you much these days and haven't seen you in a ridiculous amount of time but my opinion of you never wavers, I really think your just incapable of not being a nice person and I can't imagine you ever intentionally wronging another human being.
10. I get the feeling that once someone is considered by you as a friend that you'd lay down it all for them if needed and I'm proud to be one of your mates. Your a funny, talented individual and make the world a brighter place for people who aren't up their own arse or want to make the world PC.
Omm
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[06 Apr 2004|08:29pm] |
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Well I'm back. How's it going? I'm in a bit of a shitty mood but well it happens so oh well.
Was at a party on Sun, Wooddoc it was known as, as the fellow hosting said "week-long" party is known as Doc but around 2 in the morning of Monday (the opening day of the festivities we all had to leave because his granny got ill and his parentals were on the return for such happening. Me to the rescue.
Screams of "I've no where to stay then, my parents will kill me if I go home drunk", "well then" says I "to mine" I says "everyone".
Can't remember anything afterwards and I still feel the remnants of the whiskey churning in my stomach and it's not pleasant.
Other than that my weekend sucked as work seemed to go on for aeons.
I wanna leave:( Tellin' you, 9 am Oct 1st and I'll be in that Army careers office.
Life just seems so hollow the now, the waiting is doin my fuckin head in, so I'm going out running at 9 tomorrow and I'm no coming back til at least 5 cause it's good to just get a change of scenery at least. Wonder how far I'll go.
Well I'm off, have fun everyone.
Omm
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| Check This Out |
[24 Mar 2004|04:22pm] |
Awright! That's right, I haven't quite forsaken livejournal entirely yet. How are you all? Life is going swimmingly for me, little to report though, just void of anything to complain about. I did, however, get my tatoo! Stickman wi' the walking stick, what else? I'll get a pic of it up later for you all to enjoy.
I do believe I'll be getting the bullet soon enough, Index is shite and is making like a £9 million loss this year so they're sacking some of it's employees. I am not all that bothered though as I shall just partake in one of KFC's employment offers! Free meals and £4.20 and hour? Aye, that'll do. That is UNLESS my dad gets this job driving for B&Q that's he's gettin interviewed for on the morrow, which it's appears pretty imminent that he will, then (as according to the OMOM such places normally employee people to go around with the driver basically for the labour work of loading stuff on/off the truck) he may get me a job and if the people is equal to or superior to the KFC jazz then I shall do that. Working with the OMOM would be cool, and a laugh I suspect.
Work's night out last night. Some karaoke place. Went up with ma homeboys George and Stephen to sing Hey Jude, to which I received much praise for. I put the praise down to me being bad but George and Stephen being horrific. No sooner that we had finished and only got another 4 pints down me did I find out that Iain and Anthony had signed me up with them to do some Stereophonics song I never even knew, laugh though. And as I was complimented and encouraged so much (perplexed as it left me) I finished off with U2's Without Or Without You. Jazz.
Well Im gonna go. Love ye's.
Omm
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[09 Mar 2004|09:07pm] |
I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
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| Like metal aye? |
[05 Jan 2004|03:47pm] |
www.subcity.org
Tonight, at 6, I'll be special guesting on their rock show. Real metal y'all!
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[18 Dec 2003|06:02pm] |
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So first thing on the agenda today was to wake up. I did this quite successfully. This was required as I believed I had work, which I never, which was good because I got paid a day early, yas, and went on wee spending spree {gifts, cd's, dvd}, much fun was to be had and was.
In other daily news, I'm not joining the Army til October because my doctor is a retard.
I have money, this is a pleasant feeling:)
Bought both "Through The Ashes Of Empires" and "Pigwalk" (by Stuck Mojo, for the uneducated, obviously not G or Lev). Both are very sexy indeed and get a 9 on my sexiness scale which goes up to 9, congrats to both.
I tidied my room.
Ham sandwiches own y'all.
I also got me a nice "Streetfighter II" DVD, best animated movie ever, barr none. After seeing The Return Of The King that scoops the "SINGLE BEST MOVIE EVER!" award.
I need a job, hmm, shouldn't be too hard.
Anyway I'm off to sample some presents I bought people I as do rather enjoying checking them out before passing them on.
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[15 Dec 2003|12:28am] |
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I revamped the ol' LJ, like it?
Been a while dear people, how's things? As I usually do I'm not actually going to talk about what I've been doing as it's generally about of boring old horse trollop anyway (work and sleep and a few gigs is about all).
I'm soiling myself, quite frankly, at the prospect of a new Fear Factory album, all the more because Byron Stroud is the new bassist. Very short clip on the webpage, y'all go check it.
Another sexy band I cam acrossin my travels (Volothamp here) is Dimension Zero, run and download some kiddies, they're for the In Flames fans amongst you.
Nile and Maiden were pretty decent but Machine Head was so far beyond description that I'm not even going to try, just say: HOLY FUCK.
My love for Fear Factory has blossomed so much so that I'm even finding myself quite partial to a bit of the slighty more techno-esque Remanufacture. But two months ago I would have deemed such a possibility as "utter pish" but nay, for here I am rather enjoying it.
Return Of The King on Wednesday everyone:D Needless to say I have already acquired tickets for me and two compadres but get this! The rather mentally challenged underling that sold me the tickets REFUSED to sell me the tickets for any time before 3:30 because one of the 3 tickets I bought was for a child, as my friend Fazz is but 15, and so she REFUSED to believe that he won't have to go to school that day. Her solution: Sell me tickets for the 3:40 showing because if Fazz was in school then he could OBVIOUSLY make it to the cinema a mere 5 minutes after school finishes, real fuckin' smart. Knob.
I've burst a blood vessel in my throat again, much fun and blood coming from my mouth. How do ya like me now ladie-o's?
Tree is up,it's green.
I met Jannick Gersthe day after the Maiden gig outside work, class as FUCK.
Anyways I think I'm bored, only reason I'm even doing this is because Anna complained that I never use it any more (hope she appreciates the energy I've sacrificed to this) and you all stay metal. The uprising is coming.
Omm
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[25 Nov 2003|06:53pm] |
Fuck muse, a certain other event takes priority for me.
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[12 Nov 2003|08:39pm] |
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Well my friends I'm off, I'm away, I'm gone. The army has beckoned me and I have heard it's call! come January i shall nolonger be amongst as I shall be becoming a warrior of steelin the truest sense as I shall be down in Reading with the label of "Soldier Of The British Army" upon me. I'm going to miss people obviously, some more than others but I guess it just means that whenever I get leave it'll be a grand excuse to get plastered eh?;) But there's in excess of amonth left before then and I plan to well and truly fuck shit up and have what will hopefully be one of the most memorable months of my life- I'm sure Nile, Machine Head, Iron Maiden and Arch Enemy shall all play there own parts in this:) But I truly feel slightly down, along with the excitement and happiness, at the prospect of leaving you all (listening to the Burning Red probably isn't helping?) but it'ssomething I gotta do.
I'm gonna be a Aircraft Technician, i'llbe sorting out the helicopters, making sure they're dandy, realoading the big machine guns, reloading their missiles and assembling them from scratch. Wherever the helicopters go so shall be heard my call! Which means this time next year the chances of me being in Scotland or even Britain are relatively slim.
Anyway, I'm gettin' a little emo about the fact I'm gonna have to leave so I'll just start thinking about how awesome the rest of November and December are gonna be....y'all help me out?
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[06 Nov 2003|11:35pm] |
[Spell your name backwards]
ylleK luaP
[The story behind your user name]
Fuck off
[Are you a lesbian?]
Hell yes
[How old?]
16
[Where do you live?]
Yoker, i'll slash yoo
[4 words that sum you up]
Arrogant, metal, hungry, smart
DESCRIBE YOUR-
[Wallet]
Leather Iron Maiden one given tome by my awesome uncle
[Hairbrush]
Orange comb?
[Jewelry worn daily]
A simpson's watch, a wooden bead kinda bracelet thing, 11 plastic bracelety things, a rope and seashell pendant thing and my piercings
[Pillow cover]
Blue with stars and cool shit like that
[Coffee cup]
It's a tea mug ya knob, shaped like a skull, "Skol!"
[Sunglasses]
Nonexistent
[Underwear]
Tend towards boxers. Usually black, blue or white........pervy questionaire
[Shoes]
Nike trainers
[Handbag]
Uh, sure
[Favorite trousers]
Green camou combats
[Cologne/Perfume]
Don't where cologne, sounds like some slang word for 'shite'or something
[CD in stereo right now]
Machine Head- Through The Ashes Of Empires
[Tattoos]
Noneim afraid
[Piercings]
Lip (centre) and left eyebrow
[What you are wearing now]
Nile tee and earlier mentioned combats
[Hair]
Short, wet.
[Makeup]
Up yer fuckin' arse
[In my mouth]
Just now midget gems, normally chewing gum
[In my head]
How i wish i had the money to just buy some supplies and fuck off and wander the highlands for like two weeks alone
[Wishing]
I'll on day do that^
[After this]
Food then bed
[Talking to]
No one
[Eating]
Midget gems
[Fetishes]
Dunno, a really hot ass and nice legs, yummy
[If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?]
The bint that plays that new councillor in the bill, she's so ugly it's scary
[Person you wish you could see right now]
Blaze, and here he is:)
[What is next to you?]
A wall mainly
[Something that you are deathly afraid of?]
hmm, i really dislike wasps and the erskine bridge but the only thing i think really terrifies me is drowning or starvation
[Do you like candles?]
Yup
[Do you like hot wax]
Umm....no?
[Do you like incense]
Nah, stinky
[Do you like the taste of blood]
Indifferent
[Do you believe in love]
Don't know, don't think so
[Do you believe in soul mates]
No
[Do you believe in love at first sight]
No
[Do you believe in Heaven]
Asgard
[Do you believe in forgiveness]
Circumstancially
[Do you believe in God]
Multiple
[Who is your worst enemy?]
Quite a few
[If you could have any animal for a pet
Blaze rules but I'd like a wolf
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]
bout 2 days?
[Ever been to Belgium?]
Yup (only reason i did this thing was so i could be the first i know to say yes:D)
[Can you eat with chopsticks]
Yup
[What's your favorite coin?]
£5, and yes it does exist
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[02 Nov 2003|12:39pm] |
Yes my friends, the days of the standard grill, involving the painstaking graft of flipping the burgers, bacon, sausages, vegetables, chicken and other food luxuries, are over! Who do we have to thank? Precisely! That big loveable mauler that is George Foreman. For those about to grill we salute you.
So how are you all? (I want comments people, telling me how you are) I am indeed spiffy. Yesterday I ended up at the cathouse would you believe, was great to spend some time with mine comrade Andy as he is one hell of a funny chap and an all round very nice guy. They had a contest for the best costume right enough, a fellow dressed as Violent J won it, now it's no secret that I'm not the biggest fan of ICP, but this was a rare costume, grand. Left a bit early as Andrew needed to be home.
Came home to a splendidly intoxicated father who proceedede to provide me with poisons so that I may join him in this state of jovial incapacitation, which I did and which I enjoyed much.
The wee sis' birthday today, legs 11 so she is, got her a huge box of magic tricks and shit cause she's right into that malarkey at the moment ("Malarkey? That's slang for bullshit isn't it?!" "Yes sir" "Well, Private Bullshit" <<<Prize to anyone who tells me what tv mini series that is from).
I am currently THOROUGHLY enjoying two of the finest cuts of beef topped off with cheese that I have ever encountered, courtesy of George "Loveable Mauler" Foreman.
School on the morrow, and looks like there may be conflict, as I have been much betrayed by someone I considered a friend, we'll see. I dislike school these days, I don't think I'm quite suited to any life that involves me having an excessive measure of self-discipline, the ability to dedicate myself to something that doesn't genuinely interest me is a skill that is most well and truly outwith my grasp, and so I use my magnetic personality to woo teachers into liking me and then use my highly evolved cheating brain to come up with fantastic excuses for not having homework, each exceeding in fantasticness, I'll give an example shall I? After the October week I had not even begun on either of my two English essays, none of my three Maths excercises and hadn't not even fathomed doing my Chemistry, in this situation what is a viking young lad to do? What dooo you do?! Your quite correct, I leave my required jotters at home and simply claim that a bottle of water burst in my bag only that very morning and completely obliterated all the required shit, but not before slightly soaking the edges of textbooks and such, so as to add sway to my tale. Does it work? But of course it does.
I fear I have now spent too much time doing this, I may soon turn into Lev with his long (but no less interesting!) updates. Hail to you all and a merry good morrow.
Omm
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[31 Oct 2003|10:34pm] |
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Good day to you all in the land of the internet. Today I was at school, needless to say I was bored stiffless, however it was my chemistry teacher's last day and I shall indeed miss the guy as he was pretty much the only teacher who treated everyone like an individual, not to mention he was hillarious and apparently (according to all my classmates) the 10 year older version of yours truly. So anyway we all papped in and bought him a bottle of whisky, he was touched indeed.
Other than that school was cack, although my lunch was nice. I then spent the night arguing with my mum:p I know I used to complain that i never liked her, but then tbh it calmed down and we got along not too badly, but it appears that was merely the calm before the storm:S The fights we're having recently are just off the scale and the kinda language I'm using is just not the kind you'd normally use while arguing with you mother, however it's all completely deserved I must say and no apology shall escape my lips.
I wouldn't be surprised if I leave and move in with my dad either just before or after the end of the year.
Speaking of my dad, he's sprawled on the floor just now in a drunken stupor:) Love the old fart. I on the other hand are quite sober, plenty of beers left to rectify that before sleep overcomes me however.
Just watched National Security and if you haven't seen it already then I reccomend it, Martin Laurence is fantastically hysterical in it: "Look at the guy, he's a brutha surrounded by 4 white guys with guns, he's obviously terrified" (Concerning a model of a black guy with 2 uzi's during police training:p).
In one of those moods where I really feel like I could just lose my sanity. I like to kinda think about my moods and dissect them sort of, think of the aspects that are making it up really. It's intriguing if nothing else.
Halloween eh?! All you mongrel bastards enjoy? I had beer so I smiled:)
I shall now either play the PS2 or watch the 1st series of Phoenix Nights, we shall see. So I depart to drink beer........on my own:(..........in the dark:(........bye:(
Omm
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[14 Oct 2003|01:05pm] |
Music truly is wonderous. One moment you can feel so lowly and all round shit, listened to a little bit of Sonata Arctica and I feel like I need no one and I can't possibly be stopped. Music can pick you up in a way that no man could, no occurence could, music saves lives i swear it.
Omm "...Without it, I could not live"
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[14 Oct 2003|12:38pm] |
oo1. what's your name? Paul
oo2. what are your parents names? Paul and Maru
oo3. when were they married? like 26 years and two days agao
oo4. are they still together? No
oo5. any siblings? One wee sis
oo6. names and ages? Susan, 10
oo7. when is your birthday? 21st July
oo8. do you live in an apartment, house or duplex? Apartment
oo9. have you ever moved? One time
o1o. where do you live now? Yoker
m. u. s. i. c.
o11. what CD's are in your player right now? A comp made by yours truly (some Mightrage, Withering Surface, Jungle Rot, stuff like that), In Flames- Reroute To Remain, The Haunted- Live Rounds In Tokyo
o12. what types of music do you listen to? Metal, of many a variety, Power, Thrash, Death, Grind, odd bit of Black, etc, etc...
o13. what's your favorite song? Man On The Edge by Iron Maiden
o14. what radio stations do you listen to? I eh don't
o15. what CD do you want to buy as of now? hmmmm.....dunno, On Kill Wonder is top of the list just now i think.
o16. what's the last CD you bought? i THINK it was WCFYO by Anthrax
o17. what was the last concert you went to? Psyko Dalek maaaaaan, but the last one i can actually remember would be SYL (far away I know:S)
o18. what do you think of kelly osborne? seen more attractive skunks butts
o19. what's your favorite musical? Phanton Of The Opera
o2o. christian rock? what's this?
d. e. s. c. r. i. b. e.
o21. your personality :: Selfish, big headed, conceit, likable (how they work together i don't know)
o22. your room :: Celtic themed, yas
o23. your mom :: Pain the arse priorly, not so bad these days really
o24. your dad :: The main man
o25. your bed :: is where i sleep, and talk to Blaise and Gordon
o26. your last dream :: Got my right eyeball gouged out with a spoon by an insane inmate on the same prison block as me (i think i was Andy DuFrane)
o27. your last conversation :: With Fazz about wee boy (Fazz) growing up
o28. your outifit right now :: A quilt
o29. your morning routine :: Get up, stay lying in my bed while talking to Blaise and Gordon, rise from my bed to the bathroom, put on some music, eat some food
o3o. what you see right now :: this computer screen is kinda the centre of attention right now
f. r. i. e. n. d. s.
o31. whose the friend you've known the longest? G
o32. loudest? possibly Fazz, although if he don't know you then you'll hardly hear a peep out of the man
o33. newest friend? not a clue?
o34. happiest? all round happiest chum, probably Andrew
o35. ditziest? Kirsten methinks
o36. smartest? Ryan
o37. shyest? Well, totally juxtaposed to his loudness, Fazz
o38. funniest? Thermo
o39. weirdest? Graham by far
o4o. nicest? G. G has invested much money in me over the years, taxis, the odd booze here and there and food in his house.
o41. best advice giver? Ryan did a good job
o42. most outgoing? not a clue:s
o43. goofiest? Fazz and Liam, we three do indeed make up the trio of Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli!
o44. best dancer? I haven't a clue, seeing as he's a sad fuck and a Michael Jackson fan i'll go Liam
o45. best singer? Fazz
o46. best dressed? G, I want that Something Wild tee
o47. best memory? Probly me and Andy running around a Belgian theme park getting into fights with Italians and eating lots of chocolate, or, per chance, also with Andrew when we met at the top of the Cobbler after coming up either side, sitting looking over that view with our hot chocolates in hand, happy days.
o49. favorite friend's house? G's, used to be like a second home to me.
o5o. best friend? G
f. a. v. o. r. i. t. e. s.
o51. number? 12
o52. food? Cheeseburgers
o53. flower? Cacti
o54. class? Chemistry
o55. month? July
o56. soda pop? Sprite or 7-Up
o57. store? Avalanche
o58. colour? Purple
o59. animal? Wolves are fucking cool, although Budgies rule as well obv, and Gophers.
o6o. snack? Micro toastie
e. n. t. e. r. t. a. i. n. m. e. n. t.
o61. favorite movie? List? pfft, this'll take a bit. Terminator, Lord Of The Rings, Princess Mononoke, Saving Private Ryan, Windtalkers, We Were Soldiers, The Crow, all Monty Python, both Ace Ventura's, Airheads, Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, The Patriot, Black Hawk Down, Rambo (the lot of them), Rocky (the lot of them too), Mulan, The Grinch, The Road To El Dorado, done.
o62. favorite actor? hmmmmm, between Jim Carrey and Tom Hanks.
o63. favorite actress? Liv Tyler i think, aye.
o64. favorite TV show? Band Of Brothers and The Simpsons
o65. favorite disney movie? Mulan
o66. favorite cartoon? Tazmanian Devil "flakpoo!"
o67. favorite book? The Dark Elf trilogy by R.A.Salvatore, The Icewind Dale trilogy also by R.A. Salvatore, Realms Of Magic by a mix of Authors, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy by....like i even need to say, any Discworld book "Now we sing, we sing dis song, sing it as we go along, why we sing dis we don't know, we can't make der words rhyme prop'ly."
o68. last show you saw? NFL last night, watched some the San Fransisco/ Seattle game then went to bed.
o69. last movie you watched? Happy Gilmore
o7o. last movie you saw in the theatre? Freddy vs Jason
t.h. i. s. o. r. t. h. a. t.
o71. AOL // AIM :: both sheg
o72. CD // Cassette :: CD
o73. DVD // VHS :: DVD
o74. new // old :: new
o75. new age // vintage :: vintage
o76. day // night :: Night
o77. jeans // skirt :: i prefer the jeans myself
o78. summer // winter :: summer
o79. britney // christina :: britney
o8o. alcohol // weed :: alcohol
r. i. g. h. t. n. o. w.
o91. what are you doing? doing this quiz before going to make more food
o92. what are you listening to? Silence.......no honest, im listening to Silence by Sonata Arctica.
o94. what are you thinking about? How I hate thinking too much, also damn im hungry
o95. what are you tasting? my prior corned beef sandwich
o96. what do you smell? same ^
o97. what is black in the room you are in? my wallet, some pens, lap top bag, hoover, tv remote, som wires.
o98. what time is it now? 12:37
o99. how long did this take you? Wasn't keeping track
Omm
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| Moohar! |
[04 Oct 2003|01:27pm] |
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Moohar says I, moohar!
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FAIRY TALE  nce upon a time there has a young HORSEBREEDER named HORST. He was VERY FARTING in the STINKY forest when he met BIG KRON, a run-away HERO from the BLACK Queen JEMIMA.
HORST could see that BIG KRON was hungry so he reached into his EMPTY SPRITE CAN and give him his FLIMSY HONEY AND CORIANDER SAUCE. BIG KRON was thankful for HORST's HONEY AND CORIANDER SAUCE, so he told HORST a very DIRTY story about Queen JEMIMA's daughter JOSEPHINA. How her mother, the BLACK Queen JEMIMA, kept her locked away in a IGLOO protected by a gigantic IGUANA, because JOSEPHINA was so MOULDY. HORST COOKED. He vowed to BIG KRON the HERO that he would save the MOULDY JOSEPHINA. He would STINKING the IGUANA, and take JOSEPHINA far away from her eveil mother, the BLACK Queen JEMIMA, and BITE her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a SPHERICAL MONSOON and BIG KRON the HERO began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic IGUANA from his story. BLACK Queen JEMIMA SHOT out from behind a SIEVE and struck HORST dead. In the far off IGLOO you could hear a CLANG. THE END. Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com
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Evenin' people, how are you all, i'm not too shabby i s'pose. I am listening to power metal which always lift a warrior of steel's (such as myself) spirits. Not much to talk about or can be arsed talking about, the latter being the main reason that this journal has become somewhat dormant. Ach well, have fun kiddies.
Omm
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